Malas

Assalamualaikum..

Whoa, lately I'm quite busy to updating this lovely blog. I have so many things that need to be dealt with. School, home, personal and another few things that also asked for attention. Sounds like you're very busy la konon, kalah-kalah lagi itu Yang Berhormat. 

Entah apa motif ni mau kasi tau betapa kau busy kan Cegu Semut. Memanglah pun. Sudahlah akhir-akhir ni OMG daku sangat pemalas. Aduyai...janganlah my MIL perasan akan tahap kemalasan melampau anak menantu dia yang saturang ini. Adui naa..mau menaip pun tida larat suda..datang suda itu virus paling tida laku iaitu 'malas'.

I want to share many things with  people out there (who's in?), but since my super laziness suda mari, nanti-nanti sajalah. Wish you guys a very nice day..

ting-tong!

Nur Raihan, 1yr 7mths. She's now 13kg. Love you so much darling!

Romio Saya

Assalamualaikum...

Sebelum apa-apa, mari kita feeling korea-korea dulu. Comel lah tu kono. Feeling-feeling saja ok. Tulung jangan buat aksi mulut-muncung-kembung-mata-bulat, saya mau temuntah. Serius anti!

Tadi sudah pi beli ikan laga. Half moon punya jenis, itu urang cakap la. Ada mahal sikit harga bebanding yang low standard. Kesian kau laga, ikan pun kena double-standard. Comel macam Cegu Semut..^_^. Yang ini kamu buli muntah..Ha-ha!

Masa di kedai ikan tadi, wah terus terkesima melihat ikan-ikan yang sangat banyak. Hampir-hampir suda mau beli tu spesis tiger barb (nama kumpulan Projek Intel masa di maktab). Tapi itu ikan mau guna oksigen pula. Ini ikan mau letak di meja saya di skulah. Ujung-ujung, ikan laga jugalah yang paling kabal.

Oh! ya, nama si laga ini Encik Romio. Macho-macho kunu. Sebab mata dia kuyu-kuyu macam Shah Rukh Khan. Betul ni, suda saya tiliw-tiliw tadi. 

Inilah Encik ROMIO sebab dia jantan. Kalau betina pasti nama dia Puan JULIT.

Harga dia, termasuk tempat tinggal, anti-klorin dan baja, RM20. Mahal sikit tapi yang penting berseri meja Cegu Semut nanti. Yuhuu! Tadi dalam perjalanan bawa si Encik Romio ni pulang, telampau trip F1 kunu bah saya ni. Selekoh pun mau drift-drift. Satukali si Romio tebalik, panik juga saya. Abis tumpah air dalam balang. Sempat saya jeling dia, kasian gia tekapus-kapus mencari air. Bedebar-debar oo, berenti tepi jalan pasang emergency signal (1st time pasang). Cari bekalan air dalam boot. Nasib juga ada lebian-lebian air mineral. 

Huh! masih panjang nyawa si Romio. Mudah-mudahan Encik Romio bahagia bersama saya. Tadi sudah kasi jumpa si Romio sama si Raihan. Mau bejam-jam juga si Raihan ambi masa mau bemesra sama itu laga. Simburutuon mangkali dia tingu tu ikur. He-he. 

I'm admire to hear Raihan calling the fish..."Fish Eyoo...". So cute, isn't it?..

_Love-

umi Raihan

Keimananku robek!

Assalamualaikum...

Hari ni 2nd day of UPSR. Terkenang jaman menjaga exam UPSR ni suatu ketika dahulu. Saya kasi pecah rahsia, saya pernah tolong saturang budak ni (bagi jawapan) subjek mathematics. Karau-karau jantung saya tingu tu budak 2 campur 2 pun tida buli jawab. Ok bukan soalan dia 2+2 tapi maksudnya soalan telampau sanang bah. Mau saja saya lumpakis-lumpakis kepala dia supaya gear dalam utak dia berfungsi. Dalam hati : Kan bagus kalau masa saya UPSR dulu saya kena ajar itu pengawas. Buli juga dapat AAA. Huh! Mudah-mudahan, anak-anak saya tu berjaya semuanya. Amin.

Sunyi sepi ja ni sekolah kalau teda budak-budak. Guru-guru sibuk mengemas meja masing-masing. Guru Besar sudah hint-hint 'barang yang lepas, bawalah balik rumah'..he-he! Semangat la kunun saya ni mengemas, sebab ada suda rak buku baru harga RM75 beli kemarin di Tuaran Trading (adventure sungguh perjalanan mencari kedai ini). Misi saya: pastikan meja kosong!

Ini meja yang need attention itu.

Ini yang terkini. Buku-buku masih nampak tida tesusun. Tidapa, yang penting meja kosong yaa

Hari ini sangat dukacita. Sepatutnya hari ini puasa sunat syawal untuk hari yang ketiga. Sudah niat, cuma tidak ada sahur. Tida tau kenapa kunun ni hari, Cegu Semut sangat tidak berdaya mahu melayan godaan setan dan iblis itu. Buli-buli pi mengodor mee guring + telur mata karabau. Tapi tadi memang tida buli tahan punya lapar. Mau bagagar tu tangan-tangan menyusun barang. Padahal bukan tida biasa puasa teda sahur. Capat betuii lapar sikarang oo. Mangkali ada isi....? Amin (eh eh eh, tiba-tiba) Hehehe..

Bisuklah sambung puasa. Lepas ni mau pi cari ikan hiasan. Paling senang ikan laga la. Tiba-tiba rasa mau feeling comel-comel. Yuiii...

-Love-

umi Raihan

Anak Perempuan Saya

Assalamualaikum

Sedang menaip-naip ni, saya sedang makan roti tiger susu dan minum air koka-kola sejuk <--air yang bikin gumuk! Sambil itu saya ketawa-ketawa saturang tingu anak saya tidur. Macam-macam gaya gia e umandak. 

Ini gaya tidur awal...adidi..rapat sikit kaki eii sayangku

Ini gaya 5 minit kemudia, ogirou tomod modop. Itu kaki tatapp..aishh

 

Next punya gaya tida sanggup mau upload..balik-balik kena kasi betul tu gaya terutama part 'kangkangan'. Ha-ha-ha!

Hari ni menghabiskan masa bersama Raihan. Main masak-masak, mandi-manda di kolam plastik, lepas tu jalan-jalan pi pekan, beli aiskrim makan suka ria, main basikal keliling rumah. Fuh, nikmat oo jadi mama. Huh I have no idea why some are willing to abort or throw their 'result'. When there are many people out there trying hard to get their own child. Signs of doomsday!

Tadi time makan sama si kiut itu, kami berbual-bual.

I saw her wasting the rice. She sweep all the rice on the floor. I flick her hands. Spontaneously she complained of pain and blew her hands (yet I know it's painless). Her umi began to talk about poverty and hunger crisis in Somalia. While the baby are eating rice that has been swept on the floor. Aduh, habis semua kotoran degil, semut memut masuk dalam mulut. Lalai lagi kau mama!

Lepas ini mau cari cerita lain lah kalau mau buat bedtime story sama dia ni. Yang kau cerita pasal Somalia itu apa pasal?..

Well, tadi saya sempat rakam sikit aksi si comel belajar main basikal. Bawa basikal dia itu keluar rumah...round-round padang, he-he-he.

Kalau urang tida tau., mesti cakap anak PEREMPUAN saya ini lelaki. Huh, even my own blood brother think my child is a boy. Siap tanya lagi tu "kanapa kau kasi pakai anak kau tudung?".. Bling bling terus oh. 

Beginilah bah ni kalau genetik kuat sama bapa dia. Nanti si Raihan ada adik mungkin ikut umi dia lah yang ayu (eh...tiba-tiba). Eh tapi kalau adik dia lelaki..?..eh apa suda sia sakap ni..

OKlah, mau melayan dulu itu ade' manes yang sedang mengigau-ngigau. Mangkali dia mimpi kana bubut pontianak macam umi dia dulu..ih ih..

-Love-

What You Wish For

Assalamualaikum...

Lately, I often write entries in English. Although I know too many grammatical errors but I must write as well. Since I was given the responsibility to teach English Year Five, efforts must be intensified, especially people like me (bangang-inggilis). 

This is a post about what you wish for. Our parents are always reminded us me, be careful of what you ask, what do you want.

Sometimes, what we dont want, we often get. This maybe because we always think and say about it.
 

For example:

1. Once upon a time, my husband always said, he would never marry people from Keningau. But in the end = he married me. (saya orang Keningau, ok!)

Ish, mau juga!

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Eh...another examples please. (-__-)


2. On the past Hari Raya, I really hate to hear the sound of firecrackers and fireworks. It's very noisy! Thanks God, I have no heart attack. Ok, I admit. I ever thought "bagus tebakar tu tangan kamu main mercun". Later, tangan anak saya pula melecur kena bunga api. CASH! Pity my child. 

Luka yang hampir sembuh. Sebelum ni bikin takut juga saya tingu..

3. Seperti Andrea Hirata yang sangat benci kepada jawatan sebagai posmen semasa zaman sekolah, akhirnya dia menjadi seorang posmen juga. Eh tiada gambar pula.


4. Emm..banyak lagi bah contoh..malu mau cerita!


As long as I can afford, I want to request the good thing will happen in my life. Only a good thing. God willing. So many good things I want in my life. I'm sure everyone is just like me. I want a happy family, a family of faithful, a cute kid(s), a blessed work and livelihood.

Moral of the story:

1. Always think positive and pray for good things only happen in our lives.

2. Always be grateful with what that we have.

3. Always...always...always..remember ALLAH in every single thing that we do..


-Love-

What A Surprised Day..!

Assalamualaikum...

I never thought, seems there are still surprises would happen in my life. I do not think so.

Usually if people do surprises me, I am rarely surprised. Because sometimes I already know about the surprise and surprise is not surprise anymore. Sometimes I would pretend to be surprised by giving a terrible shock face. Aku kan pelakon handalan (compliment for my self..uwek!)

Well this has nothing to do with great actress or what. Its related to the death and life. It seems very serious lah kono. Padahal.

This morning, I came to school late, 5 minutes. But still be considered late. Pernah juga bah saya dua, tiga kali datang lambat beberapa minit, tapi hari ini nampaknya sungguh SPESEL. Kenapa spesel?. Saya masuk saja bilik guru, sudah ada tiga orang menyambut kehadiran saya dengan senyuman sambil mengucapkan "Selamat pagi cikgu..". Bukan selalu kau kena ucap macam itu, lebih-lebih lagi kalau Bapak Nazir yang bagi itu ucapan. Bakakai jantung saya. Pucat lesi oh. Pakai lipstik 50 lapis pun belum tentu dapat tutup tu pucat. Itu satu.

Lebih istimewa lagi, bila kau sedar yang kau belum siap rancangan pengajaran harian (RPH) untuk hari ini. Runtuh semua keyakinan yang kau bina bertahun-tahun. Ok, jangan dulu pengsan Cegu Semut, sebab selain daripada RPH hari ni, rupanya yang kemarin punya pun kau baru tulis haribulan. Mau minta tulung siapa? Kau jawablah sendiri. Ok sekarang kau buli pengsan. 

Aik, belum siap cerita lagi, bangun dari pengsan balik.

Tulis nama (nasib baik bukan punch card, buli kasi up sikit tu jam), terus pi kelas betapuk buat RPH. Kebetulan juga itu kelas paling pisuk, jadi buli betapuk-tapuk buat kerja yang tidak siap. Pertama kali menulis di whiteboard, tangan saya bagagar oh. Haish bikin malu, harap-harap itu murid-murid tida perasan. Bana bana no tau, mimon sigu-sigu tinaw ma tuan Nazir nih. Zass..macam kilat saya menulis ringkasan, tulisan pun lintang pukang. Patutlah semalam saya mimpi kana bubut pontianak, tida sangka 'bad day' pula hari ni.

Ini nyawa kalau jadi cigu

Fuh, nasib saya tida termasuk dalam guru-guru yang kena observe. Selamat untuk hari ini. Sudah hati saya senang lenang, tiba-tiba lagi kena tegur, 

"mana nametag kau?"

Otomatik terus Cegu Semut meraba-raba dada (mau cek nametag maa..)

"alamak.....tinggallllllllllllllllll.."

Tadi sudah senang hati, sikarang kembali lagi jiwa kacau. Matcam-matcam betullah. Nasib baik dalam dompet ada kad-yang-selalu-guna-kalau-minta-diskaun-tinggal-hotel. Sekali lagi selamat untuk hari ini.

Ini versi jaman purba, harus upgrade sudah ni

Lesson for today, dont let the banana fruit twice and be responsible for any decisions that you make. 

Creating the better tomorrow. 

Need attention!!

Extra Money

Assalamualaikum...

Since I started internet blogging at the end of 2005, many of the stories I shared is about things that happened to me and a few related. I began to love to write in the internet after reading the blog of a friend who is very tough in her life, Sera.

While reading the story of her life (which is now hidden by her), I likes to listening to song were sung by Peterpan, 'Bintang di Syurga'. Fuh, reading with tears. I felt touched.

Well, I had stopped writing for some time in this lovely space of blogspot because in those years, social networks like MySpace and Friendster-like a world domination. Moreover, Friendster at that time had their own space for blogger (now untractable where it disappearing). And this year, I was 'suddenly' actively updating this blog for a few reasons. Among these reason are, Friendster blog is gone (I like to write here because most of my friend read my blog, he-he-he), and the second reason and actually the most important is, because there are nuffnang treated me super-well. 

nuffnang ads

Have you heard what is nuffnang all about? I used to, five years ago. but I was never care. My friends are telling me how to use it, and I has entered the nuffnang website too, yet I still don't care. Until, early in May, a friend of mine told me that she just received some money as a result of placing nuffnang ads in her blog. whoa! just put ads on the blog, you can get the money. Unbelievable but that is the reality. RM3 **.** is too large if it came with a free-free-only!

In my heart sadly said, if I put the nuffnang ads into my blog for the last 5 years, huh I must obtain a lot of money, for sure <---statement for mata duitan! But I seriously, really regret it. Kotoh rugi rugi rugi.


Never mind, I already put ads in my blog. Wow! there are already 'kching' in my nuffnang account and it increased from day to day. Alhamdulillah. So to anyone who has a blogs, do not forget to put nuffnang ads in your blogs. After that, lets pray togehter our blogs readers are clicking on the ad. Laugh out loud. Muehehehe!

BTW, my recommendation is just to the person who are open-minded and want extra money. This recommendation does not apply to those who think they are 'perfect' and has a lot of money. Titik.

Money..money...money...money...money..

Teringat Donald Trump tiba-tiba..hmm

Tanggungjawab

Assalamualaikum...

Tiba-tiba teringat jaman menjadi jurulatih Program Latihan Khidmat Negara (PLKN) pada suatu ketika dulu. Posing pun ala-ala urang yang tida dapat balik kampung berhari raya. Macam mana kunun tu? Baik baik, sila pi jendila kamu, tangan sebelah pigang dagu, itu mata tingu awan sampai tembus. Blink? Blink?..

Haa..macam ni. Ish..kamu ni suka betul suruh sia kasi explain..

Ini entahlah, termenung ingat jaman dulu kaa..? atau teingat utang piutang..humm..

Burpp! Sendawa terus saya teingat hutang-piutang. Eh, bukan mau cerita hutang lah. Oh ya, rindu pula bila ingat kawan-kawan jurulatih dulu. Tiga tahun setengah mengabdikan diri dengan wira dan wirawati buli jugalah cakap sekijap saja. Mimang kijap pun, tida sedar masa berlalu. 

With the 'heart' of Tanaki's (time itu)

I miss this great team!

Sebenarnya, paling saya rindu ialah kelas Pembinaan Karakter (character building). Fush!, terbaik dari ladang. One thing that really touch me a lot is, RESPONSIBILITY. This is not suddenly occur in my mind. I've thought about it all this time. Sebab saya selalu 'lupa' padahal saya tahu. Tetap juga mahu menjadi mangsa keadaan. Saya menulis kali ini untuk menyindir diri sendiri.

Tanggungjawab adalah melihat kembali kepada diri sendiri, apakah yang berhasil dan apakah yang tidak berhasil. Menilai apakah sepatutnya yang perlu dilakukan supaya sesuatu perkara itu berjalan seperti yang diinginkan. Bukan menyalahkan diri sendiri atau menuding jari kepada orang lain jika sesuatu perkara itu tidak berhasil. Perbendaharaan kata pada hari ini ialah 'berhasil' dan 'tidak berhasil'. OK lari tajuk.

Sekiranya semua perkara yang sepatutnya dilakukan itu sudah dilakukan dan sekiranya tidak berhasil juga, move forward. What next!. Bukan menjadi 'mangsa' dengan membuka cerita kedai kopi (bulls eye to cegu semut).

Mangsa = merasakan semua yang berlaku itu bukan salah dia dan dia membuka cerita/ alasan panjang lebar untuk mengelakkan kesalahan tertumpu pada dirinya sahaja.

Di sekolah ini, beberapa kerja yang diamanahkan kepada saya, telah saya abaikan (buat juga, tapi main tangguh-tangguh). Paling sandi, sudahlah tangguh kerja, bagi banyak alasan lagi sama pihak atasan. Untuk apa? untuk menyelamatkan diri dari kena marah. Bukan sekali dua Cegu Semut buat, banyak kali oh. Aduuuhh...cuba kau pakai kasut Guru Besar, apa kau rasa?

Lunggar. Sebab saiz 8.

pap-pap-pap <---tempiling pulang balik.

 

Selagi kau bernama manusia, tanggungjawab itu tidak akan lari sehingga kau bertemu dengan ALLAH s.w.t. Sudah mati, lain lagi pula urusan kau sama Tuhan. MASYAALLAH.

Tampilkan yang terbaik dari diri sendiri dan tampilkan yang terbaik dari diri orang lain.

Kau Urang Sabah Ker..Ganu..?

Assalamualaikum..

Itu tajuk bukan bersifat sentiman perkauman, sila maklum. Saja mau cerita perihal si anak yang rok 'itewww' <---stail budak-budak sekolah dalam Facebook = VOMIT!

Since my daughter glib (read: lisp), lots of word going out from her 'loquacious' mouth. The unique skill innately from her mother (LIE ok). She can pronounce most of words correctly (considered of her PELATness). As time goes by, i've just been aware one thing past few days.. Apalah mama budak ini.

When she say something that have 'N' sound at the end of the word (malay words), like ikaN, kumaN, beloN, even her own name RaihaN, her pronunciation sounds like 'there is a screw loose somewhere'. Kijam kau mama. Baik, bukan screw loose nok, tapi bunyi jadi lain. 

Ikan = ikang

Kuman = kumang

Belon = Belong

Raihan = Raihang (but she prefer to call her name Ai'ha, hehe)

"So, you Ganu ker Dusun", I asked her when we take bathe together.

"umiiii...." She replied.

"wrong answer". And I asked her the same question, again.

"uuuuuuuucunG.."  (read: dusunG..)

Ha-ha-ha, memang anak dusun bah kau ini Raihan. Hmm...take your time to polish your ability my princess.

Nur Raihan - 1 year 6 months.
With her new bike.
Macam pulgai Kampung Baginda saja ni..

 

Thanks ALLAH, syukur Alhamdulillah...

Hari Rayaku Tahun Ini

Assalamualaikum..

Hello universe! It's not too late to wish u guys Happy Hari Raya, minta maaf zahir dan batin. Wah, this is my 2nd year celebrating Hari Raya with my husband and for sure my lovely daughter. Im feel so blessed became my mother to my child. Im enjoy pampering my Raihan, providing all her needs, playing with her, reading book and singing together (balik-balik mau cerita ini ka?). I love this job! - and job as a teacher too!

Like last year, i'm celebrated 1st day of raya at husband's house (the house that certainly I lived hehe) and will be back to Keningau the day after. And now, of course i'm updating my blog here at baiti jannati Keningau he-he-he!. Obsessed with powerful streamyx oh!.

Even tough I has completed all the task and schoolwork like SAPS, SBOA, monthly test, marking papers, but this is like a year one english essay-yang-langsung-tidak-dapat-markah-penuh! Macam mana kau jadi cigu inggilis ni kalau kau pun broken taik manuk tulis inggilis? !@#!!(*&*;^!!!!!

Ok, actually this is my story. I want to share with you guys about my experience and feeling after a week wearing the Premium Beautiful. Like I said before, first day feel like in hell when i'm started wearing PB. 2nd day still struggling and suffering every time wearing this PB (suffering sebab tida campin pakai baitu, bukan sebab the PB itself). I also experiences headache and faint, diarrhoea, breathless and back pain when wearing it (masa ni pikir yang bukan-buykan suda, kesan buruk la etc). Thanks god my sister in law told me, must to drink much plain water to avoid this 'kesan-kesan buruk'. But actually this is the effect when your wearing the PB for the first time and after that...yahuu enjoying your bodyshape yang kau idam-idamkan. Some friend of mine (wearing PB too) told me that to afford better impact, you must wear the full set of PB not less than 8 hours a day (refresh refresh, i wearing it pas-pas 8hours kaitu aaa?).

OK, wordless. This is my picture taken 2 months ago (not willing to show you my latest picture before I'm wearing the PB, nanti kau pengsan tingu urang gumuk entah dari planet mana).

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See? You see...? Lightly differences with Nangka. This is not a humble, this is the sign of DOWNHEARTED! I'm so So embarrassing. Like I want to cut my head and hide it into the container, ship to unknown island. But if I'm doing that, I dont have a chance to see the changes in my bodyshape. Ish.. tida jadi putung kapala ku kalau bagini. OK, dont want to talk type more. This is my latest picture, taken on the 3rd day of Raya. 

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Dont blushing blushing. My husband maybe get mad (because of jealousy) when he see this picture. Big differences kan.When I take off the PB, I can feel the fats want to packing their bags and go away from my body. Lucuh! Another best things using this product is, makan sikit ja suda kenyang oo (satu sudu nasi pun susah mau kasi abis), kentut banyak (esp kalau mula pakai awal pagi. Angin yang ada dalam perut suma kana syoh syoh berambus).

Few days ago, I'm wearing the full set takes almost 30 minutes plus-plus. Now, i'm only need 5 minutes, selesai. Without assistant. Im doing all by me, myself. Sudah ku kata dulu kan...he-he-he..! I'm writing this testimony (buli kira testimoni kaini?), for my own satisfaction. Kalau lah saya penjual PB ni, sudah lama saya pujuk-pujuk-kamu-datang-buat-fitting!

Well, the title and the content seems not relating at all! Iya kah? Relate juga baitu, sebab hari raya kan. Apapun, from the bottom of my heart, i want to apologize to all of you, whoever your are and where ever your are, if I did something not right on your eyes. I'm only the servants of almighty ALLAH s.w.t.

Peace, no war!