Sunday, 28 August 2011

Welcome Back S Size!

Assalamualaikum...

Duh...semput napasku ini. Ooohhoooiiiiiiiiiiii...(eskil M.Daud Kilau yaa..). After childbirth last year, my body keep going up build macam body builder sudah. My weight before was 50/51kg and now, wohoooo...56kg like very suitable with me. Ptui. The fats feel comfortable staying like in heaven in my 'gomok' body. Scary movie betul. Kau syoh syoh itu lemak pun, kau pikir dia mau dingar kah? Sudah aku kata, seperti di sorga kan. 

But, ha-ha-ha, laugh first, story later. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ketawa la sampai batal puasa (read: sebab 'ter'telan air liur satu galas). I was found my solution to chase away the stubborn fats in my body. Hoi lemaks, then you know the sky is high or low. Ok tiada kaitan. I hope this is the best way for me.. (me = so lazy to do exercise). What is it? What is it? Ok satu-satu lah bah. Jeng-jeng-jeng!

I just bought my own set of 'Premium Beatiful' yesterday. Yaa..I hope it worth. RM19++ cost a lot for orang miskin like me...(-.-). For get my S size back i'm willing ikat perut. Huh sekarang ni t-shirt size XL ok. Nasib baik puasa. Ok this is my testimony. Im already wearing a full set of PB. Sambil pakai, fitting baju-yang-tidak-muat itu. Wohooo... buli muat suda ooo... serius joe..Muat tanpa ada gelembung-gelembung lemak sana sini. Ciiiwwahh! The PB really hold my body, tight and up. 

Gambar curi dari Mr Google


Ok this is my first day. Menangis-nangis saya mau pakai. Stressed! Sengaja tida minta tulung laki, sebab mau belajar pakai sindri kunu. Tapi berjaya juga pakai, mau 30minit jugalah bergelut. Belum abis penat, tiba-tiba mau pi tandas, tepaksa lagi menangis mau buka yang buli tahan juga susah. Tapi tidapa, first time, masih baru. Semua urang cakap macam ini. Bila suda biasa, tida sampai 5 minit, SIAP!

Ok, hari raya ni jangan susah wahai beruyutku. Kau tidak kenampakan lagi pada tetamu. Terpaksa bangun pukul 4 lah ni kalau gini. Go!Go!..my target on my sister's wedding - early december, i can wear my S size bajukurung. Layang-layang terbang melayang....


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